Ironclads—Vessels ov wrath.
Grave Yard—A small patch ov land, cultivated by the dead, lieing between time and eternity.
Lap Dogs—A nucleus for affeckshun out ov a job.
Society—Burning on an alter natral rights, and then sacredly watching over the ashes.
Jealousy—Self love.
Stingyness—The bran ov economy.
Buck Saw—An instrument ov torture.
Bragadocio—One who pulls hiz own courage by the noze.
Anxiety—Milking a kicking heifer with one hand, and holding her by the tail with the other.
Swearing—The metalic currency ov loafers.