Judicious Benevolence—The brains ov the heart.
Blue Jay—The fop ov the forest.
Policy—“Honesty iz the best policy,” but policy iz not alwus the best honesty.
Bachelor—The hero ov a cot bedstead.
Club Houses—Whare the hen-pecked go tew sware, and smooth out their feathers.
Lie—The cowardice ov truth.
Skunk—An athletick animal, stronger than an elephant.
OWLY.
Here we have a batch of immaculate truths from the “Owl Club.”
After the minutes of the last meeting had been read and approved, each “Owl,” as is their custom, lit his cigar, shook out his feathers, and story-telling commenced, the President leading off as usual.