If you let yure opponent see yure jak, he will be very apt teu swing and ketch it.
Yu shouldn’t let yure lover see yure pheelings tew mutch, but make beleave that yu haint got no jak in yure hand.
We all ov us luv what we have tew work the hardest for, and prize it the most when we do git it.
I hav seen the game ov hi lo jak, that I am a talking about, played in this way, and it waz well played too.
The phellow held a king, and a ten spot, and the gall held a jack, and a duce.
The phellow swung for the jack with his king, and kaught the duce, and then the gall swung with her jak, and kaught his 10 spot.
Theze kind ov galls never hav tew advertise for runaway lovers.
Gay Betsey.—Mi opinyun ov oysters, on the haff shell, remains unchanged. I konsidder them better vittles than ever jupiter, or hiz wife Juno, swallowed, altho they had the pick ov all the best provishuns in their day.
But i kant say that a woman kan take an oyster, oph from a shell, without spileing the effekt.
It iz one ov them gimnastik feats, that they should alwas praktiss fust, for a long time, in the subdued stilness ov sum private pantry.