I have stopped writing tew tickle hiz nose with a pin, and he iz now rushing things around the room for sum rats.
He haz just tipped over a Chinese god, worth 8 dollars, and broke him, he will git rats when mi wife cums in.
He kant find enny rats, and is now chawing oph mi little boy’s toe—to hiz shoe.
He iz now crazy for rats agin, and will smash the other vase agin, I’ll bet.
Thare goes the other vase, bi thunder! all tew powder.
He iz now out ov wind, and iz running hiz tung out and in.
He wants tew go out doors for sumthing, and i hav let him went.
He haz just found a poor little boy in the street, whom he knows, and the boy seems tew know him, and they hav gone round the next block, on a run, together, tew see sumthing.
He don’t seem tew cum back!
It iz now to-morrow, and the tarrier don’t seem tew cum back.