Thar iz a grate difference between hurry and dispatch, but pissmires dont seem to understand the difference.
If pissmires would go slower I should like them better, for i dont know ov ennything more unpleasant to view, than an aktive loafer.
A pissmire iz like a boys wind mill, on the gable end ov a smoke house, in a gale, the faster it goze round, the less common sense thare seems tew be in it.
If pissmires haint got a destiny ov sum kind tew fill they wear out more shu leather than thare iz enny religion in.
THE POLE KAT.
My friend, did yu ever examin the fragrant pole kat clussly? I guess not, they are a kritter who won’t bear examining with a microskope.
They are butiful beings, but oh! how deceptive.
Their habits are phew, but unique.
They bild their houses out ov earth and the houses hav but one door tew them, and that iz a front door.
When they enter their houses they don’t shut the door after them.