They are called pole kats bekause it iz not convenient tew kill them with a klub, but with a pole, and the longer the pole the more convenient.
Writers on natural history, dissagree about the right length ov the pole tew be used, but i would suggest, that the pole be about 365 feet, espeshily if the wind iz in favor ov the pole kat.
When a pole kat iz suddenly walloped with a long pole, the fust thing he, she, or it duz, iz tew embalm the air, for menny miles in diameter, with an akrlmonious olifaktory refreshment, which permeates the ethereal fluid, with an entirely original smell.
This smell iz less popular, in the fashionable world, than lubins extrakt, but the day may cum when it will be bottled up like musk, and sold for 87 1-2 cents per bottle; bottles small at that.
A pole kat will remove the filling from a hens egg, without braking a hole in the shell, bigger than a marrow fat pea.
How this iz did historians hav left us to doubt.
This iz vulgarily called “surking eggs.”
This iz an accomplishment known amung humans, which it iz sed, they hav learnt from the pole kats.
Pole kats also deal in chickens, yung turkeys, and yung goslins.