They won’t tutch an old goose, they are sound on that question.
Man iz the only phellow who will attempt tew bight into an old goose, and his teeth fly oph a grate menny times before he loosens enny ov the meat.
A pole kat travels under an alias, which is called skunk. Thare iz a grate menny aliases that thare iz no accounting for, and this iz one ov them.
I hav kaught skunks in a trap. They are eazier tew git into a trap than tew git out ov it.
In taking them out ov a trap grate judgment must be had not tew shake them up; the more yu shake them up the more ambrosial they am.
One pole kat in a township is enuff, espeshily if the wind changes once in a while.
A pole kat skin iz wuth 2 dollars, in market, after it iz skinned, but it iz wuth 3 dollars and fifty cents tew skin him.
This iz one way tew make 12 shillings in a wet day.
THE WEAZEL.
The weazel haz an eye like a hawk, and a tooth like a pickerel.