With Intent
Student:—“Grandmother, you must have been a beautiful girl once!”
Grandmother (taking her pocketbook from her pocket):—“How much do you want for your bout to-night, you rascal?”
She Knew Students
Student (renting a room):—“Shall I pay the rent in advance, Frau Muller?”
Landlady:—“No, never mind; I’ll save you the trouble of having to borrow it again from me.”
Impossible
Fräulein:—“... And you risked your life gathering those Alpine roses for me? Now just tell the truth, you bought them?”
Student:—“Oh, but gracious Fräulein, how could I—at the end of the month?”