Prisoner:—“Yes, sir; I had a bad cold when I broke into that house, and had to sneeze; it awoke the gentleman; he caught me, and so I was brought here.”

Doing the Honors

Warden (to the prisoners):—“His Honor is going to visit the jail this afternoon! Prepare yourselves for it!”

Rogue (to a fellow prisoner):—“Hans, you do the honors!”

Needed His Tools

Warden:—“Here is the money that is due you. I hope you will now find an honorable way of making a living.”

Prisoner:—“Certainly, sir, you may depend on it.”

Warden:—“Well, we shall see; you may go now! Why are you hesitating? Do you wish to say anything?”

Prisoner (whose burglar kit had been taken from him when he was arrested):—“Might I ask your Honor for my tools?”