“To mass.”
“Do you pray there for everybody, myself included?”
“Oh yes, your Honor; I pray for all poor sinners.”
What a Pity
Owner of a villa:—“What do you think of these pine woods—this spicy odor! You have, perhaps, a consumptive in your family?”
Gentleman:—“No, thank God!”
Owner:—“What a pity!”
The Altitude of the Depth
Guide (descending with a party into a deep abyss):—“So, now around the corner, and a few hundred feet further down. Then we will have reached the altitude of the depth!”