Guest:—“Thank you, Doctor; so far, quite well. If I only did not feel so sick afterwards.”
Physician:—“Feel sick? After what? Doesn’t the water agree with you?”
Guest:—“Oh yes, that isn’t it, but the cigars—I never smoked before!”
The East Wind
Guide:—“Yes, sir; it is an immense advantage to us that we nearly always have an east wind.”
Stranger:—“Is that statistic?”
Guide:—“I have kept an account of it for years.”
Stranger:—“But pardon me, if you will look at the weather vane on that tower you will see that the wind is west.”
Guide:—“Oh, well, that’s the east wind coming back.”