Arabella (scared)—"Oh, mammy! Miss Smiff say her ole man gits fits eb'ry time he come home drunk an' I's 'fraid I done cotch 'um."
Mammy—"G'wan, chile; fits ain' ketchin'."
Arabella—"Dey mus' be, kase Miss Smiff says she give 'em to him herse'f."
Mistress (greatly scandalized)—"Is it possible, Hannah, you are making bread without having washed your hands?"
New Kitchen Girl—"Lor', what's the difference, mum? It's brown bread."
Family Physician—"I'm afraid you have been eating too much cake and candy. Let me see your tongue."
Little Girl—"Oh, you can look at it, but it won't tell."