Authorities wink’d—young men will joke!

He never peep’d inside of a book;

In two years’ time a degree he took,

And the newspapers vaunted the honours won

By the Earl of Fitzdotterel’s eldest son.

My Lord Tomnoddy came out in the world;

Waists were tighten’d and ringlets curl’d;

Virgins languish’d, and matrons smil’d.

’Tis true, his lordship is rather wild;

In very queer places he spends his life;