Or save his cash till he’d enough
To buy some more of fencin’-stuff;
Then, ef his wife she’d ask the gump
Ef he wouldn’t kinder try to hump
Hisself to t’other side the door,
So she c’d come an’ sweep the floor,
He’d look at her with mournful eyes,
An’ say, “I’ve gotter flosserfize.”
An’ so he’d set an’ flosserfize
’Bout what it wuz held up the skies,