An’ how God made this earthly ball
Jest simply out er nawthin’ ’tall,
An’ ’bout the natur, shape, an’ form
Of nawthin’ that he made it from.
Then, ef his wife sh’d ask the freak
Ef he wouldn’t kinder try to sneak
Out to the barn an’ find some aigs,
He’d never move, nor lift his laigs;
He’d never stir, nor try to rise,
But say, “I’ve gotter flosserfize.”