An’ how God made this earthly ball

Jest simply out er nawthin’ ’tall,

An’ ’bout the natur, shape, an’ form

Of nawthin’ that he made it from.

Then, ef his wife sh’d ask the freak

Ef he wouldn’t kinder try to sneak

Out to the barn an’ find some aigs,

He’d never move, nor lift his laigs;

He’d never stir, nor try to rise,

But say, “I’ve gotter flosserfize.”