An’ so he’d set an’ flosserfize
About the earth, an’ sea, an’ skies,
An’ scratch his head, an’ ask the cause
Of w’at there wuz before time wuz,
An’ w’at the universe ’d do
Bimeby w’en time hed all got through;
An’ jest how fur we’d have to climb
Ef we sh’d travel out er time;
An’ ef we’d need, w’en we got there,
To keep our watches in repair.