“Ah, well, you’re the very man I’ve been looking for to scrub out the canteen!”
AS SEEN IN PRESS REPORTS
Making the geography lesson as interesting as possible, the teacher asked the name of one of the Allies.
“France,” cried one little boy.
“Now name a town in France.”
“Somewhere,” promptly returned the youngster.
BEST OF INTENTIONS
Young Subaltern:—“I think I ought to get a periscope; what do you think?”
Grandmamma—“Don’t go buying one, my dear; if you could borrow one for a pattern, I am sure I could knit you one just as good.”