NEW USE OF THE WORD
She—“Where have you been?”
He—“In the hospital getting censored.”
She—“Censored?”
He—“Yes; I had several important parts cut out.”
THE ORIGINAL ONE-STEP
“Did you ever go to a military ball?” asked a lisping maid of an army veteran.
“No, my dear,” growled the old soldier. “In those days I once had a military ball come to me, and what do you think? It took my leg off.”