The censor refused to allow the message to go through.
"What's the matter?" Marshall asked indignantly.
"We aren't permitted to announce the arrival of Americans in France!"
UP TO HIM
David Belasco was smiling at the extravagant attentions that are lavished by the rich upon pet dogs. He spoke of the canine operations for appendicitis, the canine tooth crownings, the canine wardrobes, and then he said:
"How servants hate these pampered curs! At a house where I was calling one cold day the fat and pompous butler entered the drawing-room and said:
"'Did you ring, madam?'
"'Yes, Harrison, I wish you to take Fido out walking for two hours.'
"Harrison frowned slightly. 'But Fido won't follow me, madam,' he said.
"'Then, Harrison, you must follow Fido.'"