He refused to be kissed.
Mother begged and begged, till in disgust he turned to his father, who was standing at the doorway looking on, and said:
"Daddy, for the love of Heaven, give this woman a kiss!"
DISCERNING
"Daisy," remarked the teacher, "don't love your cat too much. What would you do if it died—you wouldn't see it again?"
"Oh, yes; I should see it in heaven."
"No, dear, you're mistaken; animals cannot go to heaven like people."
Daisy's eyes filled with tears, but suddenly she exclaimed triumphantly:
"Animals do go to heaven, for the Bible says the Promised Land is flowing with milk and honey, and, if there are no animals, where do they get the milk?"