"Do you want a steak for a dollar or a dollar and a half?" demanded the waiter in the Central Park restaurant.
"What's the difference?" inquired the tourist.
"You get a sharp knife with the dollar and half steak," explained the waiter.
CUSTOMER—"By Jove, I am glad to see you back. Has the strike been settled?"
WAITER—"What strike, sir?"
CUSTOMER—"Oh, come, now. Where have you been since you took my order?"
AFFABLE WAITER—"How did you find that steak, sir?"