GUEST—"Oh, quite accidentally. I moved that piece of potato and there it was, underneath."
CHAUFFEUR—"Cup of coffee, doughnuts, and some griddle cakes."
WAITRESS—"Cylinder oil, couple of non-skid, and an order of blow-out patches."
RETALIATION
Even though the war was over, she decided to do her patriotic duty along the hospitality line. So she called the Army and Navy Club, and transmitted her invitation through a suave-voiced officer.
"I am Mrs. Humpfree McLeod, 33 First Avenue," she explained, "and I should like to have two of your men come to dinner with us Sunday at half-past one."
"Yes. Thank you, Mrs. McLeod."
"But wait—be sure, whatever you do, that they aren't Jews!"