MAMMA—"How do you feel this morning, Robert? Are you able to sit up?"
ROBERT—"I feel awful bad. Don't think I could stand on my feet."
MAMMA—"Well, I hope you will be able to go to school Monday. This is Saturday—"
ROBERT (jumping out of bed)—"Saturday! Gee! I thought it was Friday!"
SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT
EFFICIENCY EXPERT—"I am very gratified to see how many new men you have taken on since I installed my system."
"Yes, I hired 'em to take care of the system."—Judge.