NIECE—"Oh, no, auntie. In our set nobody goes to a party until everybody else gets there."
Man it attracted to society by a desire to improve himself; and leaves it for the same reason.
SOCIOLOGY
Catalog Class: "300 is the number for sociology. Now what does that word mean to you, children?" One little girl stands up, smooths out her frock, straightens her bow, folds her hands, and, being properly adjusted to recite, exclaims: "Sociology is a science that teaches you how to sew."
SOLDIERS
Noah would have saved future soldiers a lot of trouble if he had swatted those two cooties when they marched up the gang plank of the ark.