MR. NEWLYWED—"Did you sew the button on my coat, darling?"
MRS. NEWLYWED—"No, love; I couldn't find the button, and so I just sewed up the buttonhole."—Judge.
TOURIST (in village notion-store)—"Whaddya got in the shape of automobile-tires?"
SALESLADY—"Funeral wreaths, life-preservers, invalid cushions, and doughnuts."—Judge.
SUBURBS
"Pa, what is a suburb, anyhow?"
"A place which has lost the joy of the country and lacks the feverish delight of the city."