SUBWAYS
"There's no danger in riding in these subways, is there?"
"I should say so. The last time I tried them I found myself in Brooklyn."
FIRST SUBWAY DIRECTOR—"We may have to provide more seats."
SECOND SUBWAY DIRECTOR-"Nonsense! Simply have 'The Star-Spangled Banner' played on all cars."—Life.
SUCCESS
Success in any line is no more an accident than the ball player's batting average is a streak of luck. It is putting the right hits in the right place and keeping the good work up—it's head work.