"Well, I didn't have anything to say."
"Don't you ever say anything when you have nothing to say?"
"No."
"Will you be my wife?"
"What's Blinks going to do with his new noiseless typewriter?"
"If he takes my advice he'll marry her."—Life.
MRS. KNAGG—"Did the doctor ask to see your tongue?"
HUSBAND—"No; I told him about yours and he ordered me away for a rest."