A party of Americans were dining in Paris with Premier Clemenceau, when one of the Americans was heard to say: "I'll bet she will—"
"I wouldn't do that," interposed Clemenceau—"bet on anything that she will do. You can never tell what a woman will do."
"Ah," said the American, "but you interrupted me too soon, monsieur. I was going to say that I would bet that she would do the unexpected."
"Ah, but don't do that, either," cautioned Clemenceau. "Even that is not a safe bet."
The most consoling thing about going to the cinemas is seeing so many women in the pictures opening their mouths and not saying a word you can hear.
When lovely woman wants a favor,
And finds, too late, that man won't bend,