ENTHUSIAST—"Don't the spectators tire you with the questions they ask?"
AVIATOR—"Yes. What else do you want to know?"
MANDY—"Rastus, you all knows dat yo' remind me of dem dere flyin' machines?"
RASTUS—"No, Mandy, how's dat?"
MANDY—"Why becays youse no good on earth."
BACHELORS
It is a safe guess that the man who pokes fun at a woman for shopping all day and not buying anything isn't married.