MADGE—"You shouldn't say he's a confirmed bachelor unless you know."
MARJORIE—"But I do know; I confirmed him."
It is admitted that married men have better halves but it is claimed that bachellors generally have better quarters.
BAGGAGE
TOMMY (just off train, with considerable luggage)—"Cabby, how much is it for me to Latchford?"
CABBY—"Two shillings, sir."
TOMMY—"How much for my luggage?"