BOOKISH NEW SALESMAN—"Milton, in his 'Sonnet on Blindness,' says: 'They also serve who only stand and wait.'"

MANAGER—"Yes, but you must keep in mind that Milton's most famous book was about a fellow that lost his job and went to hades."


"What do you think of my library?"

"I was just looking it over and I notice that you were visited by the same book agents who landed me."


"There's a fellow outside with a volume of poems

(The title, I think is 'The Beautiful Gnomes'),

He says it's the best of poetical tomes."

"I'll see him next Christmas," the publisher said.