"There's a gentleman waiting to tell you about

A novel of his, which, without any doubt

(So he says), will make critics with happiness shout."

"Oh, tell him I'm ill or rheumatic—or dead."

"There's also a lady who's just come away

From Russia; she says that the Reds are at bay,

And she's willing to write it at so much a day."

"I've just left for Portugal, China and Mars."

"And then there's a bookseller—looks like a gink—

From somewhere out West; Indiana, I think.