"Sh!" said Murphy. "I only brought six."
CHILD LABOR
SOUTHERNER—"Why are you Northerners always harping on the children employed in Southern factories?"
NORTHERNER—"Well, for one thing, it detracts people's attention from the children employed in ours."—Life.
CHILDREN
JOHNNY—"What makes the new baby at your house cry so much, Tommy?"
TOMMY—"It don't cry so very much—and, anyway, if all your teeth were out, your hair off, and your legs so weak you couldn't stand on them, guess you'd feel like crying yourself."