The man dropped into a pew with a sigh of relief.
"Thank goodness," he said, "I've found my crowd at last."
HIX—"I understand your Church has sent the minister to Michigan for a month."
DIX—"Yes, that's right."
HIX—"For a vacation, I suppose?"
DIX—"Yes; the congregation decided that we were entitled to one."
CHURCH ATTENDANCE
"What's the idea of free pews?"