"Well, it gives everyone a chance to stay away from church at a minimum expense."
Why They Went to Church
Mrs. Clogg went to find out where the missionary meeting would be held.
Willie Jones went because his mother made him.
His sister went because she had her hair up for the first time.
Sadie Williams went to flirt with the Scott boy.
The Scott boy went to flirt with Sadie Williams.
James B. Jenkins went because he had done so for fourteen years.
The sexton went because he had to pump the organ.