CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS
The Stamp of Learning
"Pa, what's a postgraduate?"
"A fellow who graduates from one of those correspondence schools, I suppose."
COSMOPOLITANISM
JOE—"'Ere, Curly! You know everything-what's a cosmopolitan?"
CURLY—"Well, it's like this-suppose you was a Russian Jew livin' in England married to a black woman an' you'd just finished a bit of Irish stew an' was smokin' an Egyptian cigaret, while a German band outside was playin' the Blue Bells o' Scotland—you'd be a cosmopolitan."