"Can you sign your name?"
"Sah?"
"I ask if you can write your name?"
"Well, no, sah. Ab nebber writes mah name. Ah dictates it, sah."
MAGISTRATE (to prisoner)—"What is your name?"
PRISONER—"S-s-sam S-s-sissons, S-s-sir."
MAGISTRATE—"Where do you live?"
PRISONER—"S-s-seventy seven S-s-surrey street. S-s-sir."
MAGISTRATE (to policeman)—"Officer, what is this man charged with?"