OFFICER—"Begorry, yer honor. Oi think he must be charged with soda wather."
In one of the Brooklyn courts a recent case required the testimony of a young German immigrant.
"Now, Britzmann," said the lawyer for the plaintiff, "what do you do?"
"Ah vos pretty vell," replied the witness.
"I am not inquiring as to your health. I want to know what you do."
"Vork!"
"Where do you work?" continued the counsel.
"In a vactory."
"What kind of a factory?"