CLIENT—"And how much will the real thing cost, with lots of publicity and everything?"
WIFE (trying to think of The Hague)—"Let's see, what is the name of the place where so much was done toward promoting peace in the world?"
HUB—"Reno, my dear."
"And are the divorce laws so very liberal in your section?"
"Liberal? Say! They are so liberal that nobody ever heard of a woman crying at a wedding out there."
A divorce suit would not appeal so much to a jury if it was cleaned before it was pressed.