"What are you cutting out of the paper?"
"An item about a California man securing a divorce because his wife went through his pockets."
"What are you going to do with it?"
"Put it in my pocket."—Everybody's.
"Scotsman, married, desires change."—Weekly Paper.
We ought to warn him that the Divorce Court is very congested just now.
To matrimonial speedsters, divorce is just a detour.