"It's a little hard for young doctors to get a start."
"I know. I'm raising whiskers."
"They will help. And I'll loan you some of my magazines for 1876 to put in your anteroom."
PATIENT—"I want to see doctor. Be this the place?"
DOCTOR—"This is where I practice."
PATIENT—"Don't want no person for to practice on me; I want a doctor for to cure me."
FRIEND—"To what do you attribute your rapid rise in your profession?"