WIFE—"Ta-ta, dearie; I'll write before the end of the week."
HUSBAND—"Good gracious, Alice, you must make that check last longer than that!"
"Dearie," said the young married man, "I have to go to New York on business. It will only take a day or so and I hope you won't miss me too much while I'm gone, but—"
"I won't," answered his young wife, positively, "because I'm going with you."
"I wish you could, dear, but it won't be convenient this time. What would you want to go for, anyhow? I'm going to be too busy to be with you, and—"
"I have to go. I need clothes."
"But, darling—you can get all the clothes you want right here on Euclid Avenue."
"Thank you. That's all I wanted."