"I'm just waiting for my husband to complain about my extravagance this month."
"Ready to give him an argument, eh?"
"You bet I am. By mistake his golf-club checks came to the house, and I've got 'em."
"You are not economical," said the infuriated husband.
"Well," flashed his wife, "if you don't call a woman economical who saves her wedding dress for a possible second marriage, I'd love to know just what you do call economy."
"But your fiancé has such a small salary, how are you going to live?"
"Oh, we're going to economize. We're going to do without such a lot of things that Jack needs."