"I'm having trouble in supporting my wife."
"You don't know what trouble is. Try not supporting her."
WILLIS—"The Highfliers are going to give up their big house this winter."
MRS. WILLIS—"You must be mistaken. I was talking with Mrs. Highflier only yesterday."
WILLIS—"Well. I was talking with the mortgagee only this morning."—Puck.
In a certain home-missionary movement every participant was to contribute a dollar that she had earned herself by hard work. The night of the collection of the dollars came, and various and droll were the stories of earning the money. One woman had shampooed hair, another had made doughnuts, another had secured newspaper subscriptions, and so on.
The chairman turned to a handsome woman in the front row.