"Now, madam, it is your turn," he said. "How did you earn your dollar?"
"I got it from my husband," she answered.
"Oh!" said he. "From your husband? There was no hard work about that."
The woman smiled faintly.
"You don't know my husband," she said.
"Before we were married, you used to send around a dozen roses every week," said she.
"Roses are easy," replied he. "This week I'm going to send around two tons of coal and a rib-roast."
LANDLADY—"That new boarder is either a married man or a widower."