HUSBAND—"Well, then, take the curtains down."
Willie's grandmother had come to visit them.
"Are you mamma's mother?" asked Willie by way of conversation.
"No, dear. I'm your grandmother on your father's side."
"Well," said Willie decidedly (he was an observing little fellow), "all I got to say is you're on the wrong side."
SHE—"Just think of it! A few words mumbled by the minister and people are married."
HE—"Yes, and, by George, a few words mumbled by a sleeping husband and people are divorced."