When in doubt, hole out.
Two golf fiends—an Englishman and a Scot—were playing a round together. After the first hole the Englishman asked:
"How many did you take?"
"Eight," replied the Scot.
"Oh, I only took seven, so it's my hole!" exclaimed the Englishman, triumphantly.
After the second hole the Englishman put the same question again. But the Scot smiled knowingly.
"Na, na, ma man," said he; "it's ma turn tae ask first!"