GOSSIP
"They say—"
"Who say?"
"Oh, all the people who don't matter."
"Germany's attitude toward peace is ominous," said General Laurin Lawson at a luncheon in Louisville."
"Germany reminds me, in fact, of the new parlor-maid whose mistress said to her:"
"'And above all things, I expect you to be reticent.'"
"'Yes, ma'am, certainly, of course, ma'am,' said the new maid."
"Then she leaned toward her mistress with shining eyes."