"One o'clock. Deacon Jones very ill."
"Two o'clock. Deacon Jones is worse and sinking rapidly."
"Three o'clock. Deacon Jones dead."
A traveling man passing by that evening read the bulletin and, seeing no one in sight, added at the bottom:
"Seven o'clock. Great excitement in Heaven. Deacon Jones has not arrived. The worst is feared."
"Ma, do cows and bees go to heaven?"
"Mercy, child, what a question! Why?"
"Cause if they don't, the milk and honey the preacher said was up there must be all canned stuff."