MARKSMANSHIP
"Why do you compare my marksmanship with lightning?" asked the recruit.
"Because," replied the instructor, "it never hits twice in the same place."
OFFICER (to recruit)—"Goodness gracious, man, where are all your shots going? Every one has missed the target."
SOLDIER (nervously)—"I don't know, sir. They left here all right."
MARRIAGE
"Hubby, if I were to die would you marry again?"